Do your kids have you rolling about laughing, even when they don’t mean to? We never tire of hearing the funny things kids say. Here’s a selection of our favourites from the Bounty forums.
We’d love to hear more. Tell us the funny things your kids say here, and we’ll regularly update the list with the latest howlers.
When my son was 6 years old I remember us sitting down eating breakfast while my ( now ex) was washing up and my ds was so shocked, because it was something he wouldn’t normally do, he said to him 'Is the washing up under new management?' I was ******* myself with laughter but he didn’t see the funny side. liklebabby
My friend's son saw pregnant lady in the supermarket and said & "mummy, why she has such a big belly"? My friend explained its because this lady has baby in her tummy. Then he said really loudly " Does she have baby in her bum too?!" RoxanneT
We had a man in our street who used to run every day - wearing those horrid scoops...the really short shorts with the sides kind of cut out? After his run, he used to just walk it out and warm down on the road. We pulled in from shopping, got out and George (who was 3 or so) called out ..."put your pants on man!" georgekoalasmum
Watching the footie the other day, dh asked where it was being played. Helsinki I answer, so dd says 'how stinky, that's a funny name'. cerif
LMAO BCT i get the opposite from my daughter....about 6 months ago she gave me a really serious look and said "are you SURE that your old enough to drive mummy?"laur87
My daughter who is 12 has just been messing about with her dad . Any way he was winding her up and she said 'Dad, you’re a migraine to humanity' !! We thought it was so funny.!!! jmujo7
My girl ( 3.5 years of age) said to me the other day " Mummy when my bottom gets big like yours I won't need my toilet seat anymore because my bottom won't fall through then ". She was rather pleased with the prospect of getting a big bum..... if only she knew! Nijntje
My little brother when he was younger was playing quietly to himself, my mother then asked him what he would like to be when he grows up to which he replied " I would like to be a vacuum cleaner!" deannechris
