Celebrities live in a parallel universe where maybe the bizarre names they give their babies sound OK. In reality, it’s probably kinder to your child not to name them after fruit, musical instruments, countries, accessories, or random words from the dictionary

Here’s our A to Z of weird and wonderful celebrity baby names. What were their parents thinking?

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (’A knight’s Tale’)

Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz: David and Victoria Beckham  

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper

Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis  

Fifi Trixibell, Peaches, and Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates  

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil' Mo

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza  

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage  

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moon Unit, Dweezil, and Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa

Moxie CrimeFighter, and Zolten: Penn Jillette (one half of magic duo Penn and Teller)

Ocean, Sonnet, and True: Forest Whitaker

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee (‘My Name is Earl’) and Beth Riesgraf

Rocket, racer, Rebel, and Rogue: Robert Rodriguez  

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon  

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack  

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel, Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Knox: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (they also have the refreshingly normal Vivien)

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Zowie: David Bowie (Zowie, now 37, changed his name to Duncan Jones)