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How to annoy your pregnant partner in 11 easy steps

Men be warned: Do these things to your pregnant partner only if you dare

Things a man should NEVER do to his pregnant partner

Would your other half dare do any of these? Surely not

How to wind up your pregnant partner

  • Only if you dare!

Man kissing pregnant belly

Would your partner dare to do any of the below? (We doubt he would!)

1. Take any item of food away from you, ever!

2. Leave the house messier than he would normally.

3. Wear a lot of after shave, this is sure to make a pregnant woman gag and a paranoid one wonder why the sudden use of after shave?

4. Go on a lot of nights out with his friends.

5. Make plans for a lads’ weekend just after the baby is due.

6. Refuse to read the birth books and attend the classes.

7. Pass comment on your changing bump and boobs.

8. Keep talking about his pre-baby bucket list he just has to complete.

9. Pester you for sex.

10. Give you a post-pregnancy workout DVD.

And worst of all:

11. Invite HIS mother round to give you birth and parenting advice.

How to wind up your pregnant partner

  • Only if you dare!

How to annoy your pregnant partner in 11 easy steps