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How to annoy your pregnant partner in 12 easy steps

Partners be warned: Do these things only if you dare

Things you should never say or do to your pregnant partner

Would your other half dare do any of these? Surely not

How to wind up your pregnant partner

  • Only if you dare!

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Would your partner dare to do any of the below? (We doubt he would!)

1. Take food from your plate - now that is brave!

2. Make plans for a weekend away just after the baby is due.

3. Tell you they're too busy to attend an antenatal class.

4. Pass comment on your changing bump and boobs.

5. Ask you if you're sure it's not twins.

6. Keep talking about their pre-baby bucket list they just have to complete.

7. Give you a post-pregnancy workout DVD.

8. Keep on about their impractical dream sports car.

9. Tell you that you're 'over-reacting' - No it's not the pregnancy hormones!

10. Tell friends they're drinking for 2 on a night out.

11. Overly use the term 'we're pregnant'.

And worst of all:

12. Invite THEIR mother round to give you birth and parenting advice.

How to wind up your pregnant partner

  • Only if you dare!

How to annoy your pregnant partner in 12 easy steps