7 Baby Myths That Are Totally Wrong
(And might make you laugh)
When you’re pregnant or a new parent, everyone becomes an expert — from your best mate to your neighbour’s aunt. But some “advice” is so outdated (or downright bizarre) that it belongs in the recycling bin. Let’s bust some of the funniest, strangest, and most common baby myths once and for all.
1. “If you have heartburn, your baby will have a full head of hair.”
Cute… but not quite science. Heartburn is more about pregnancy hormones than your baby’s hairdo. Your little one’s locks are a mystery until birth.
2. “You can’t eat spicy food while breastfeeding.”
Plenty of parents eat curries, chillies, and salsas without a problem. Your baby might taste a hint in the milk, but it’s not dangerous — and could even help them love a variety of flavours later.
3. “If you pick up your baby when they cry, you’ll spoil them.”
Nope. You’re teaching your baby that you’re there for them — which builds trust, not bad habits.
4. “Teething causes a fever.”
Teething can make babies grumpy and dribbly, but a high fever? That’s usually a sign of something else. Always check with a healthcare professional.
5. “Sugar makes kids hyper.”
Science says the ‘sugar rush’ is mostly in our heads. Kids can get excited from parties and treats, but sugar itself isn’t the culprit.
6. “You can’t get pregnant while breastfeeding.”
It is possible. Don’t rely on breastfeeding as birth control unless you’ve had proper advice on the Lactational Amenorrhea Method.
7. “If you cut your baby’s hair early, it’ll grow thicker.”
Hair texture is genetic. Snipping it won’t turn wispy strands into thick curls — but it might make them look tidier in photos.
Parenting advice can be a mix of helpful tips and total nonsense. Trust your instincts, check reliable sources, and feel free to smile politely while ignoring the wild ones.