5 Hilariously Honest Signs You've Officially Entered the Parenthood Club
Check these 5 hilariously honest signs you've joined the club!
Congratulations! You're now part of the world's most exclusive (and exhausted) club. Think you've officially become a parent? Here's how you can tell for sure.
1. Your phone gallery is 99% baby photos
You used to snap sunsets, brunches, and selfies. Now? It's just your baby sleeping, baby eating, baby smiling, and sometimes just blurry blobs that might be your baby.
2. You celebrate naps like lottery wins
Forget weekends away; a successful nap now brings tears of joy and maybe even a celebratory dance (quietly, of course).
3. 'Clean clothes' means no obvious spit-up
Gone are the days of pristine outfits. If it passes the sniff and glance test, you’re good to go!
4. You've become fluent in baby talk
You promised yourself you’d never use that voice, but here you are, fluent in high-pitched babble and loving every minute.
5. Silence now means suspicion
Remember when silence meant peace? Now silence means something very expensive (or messy) is happening somewhere out of sight.
Welcome to parenthood—chaotic, hilarious, exhausting, and oh-so-worth-it.