You’ll Never Guess What’s Normal in Pregnancy
(But Totally Feels Wrong)
The 7 Weirdest Pregnancy Symptoms Nobody Warned You About
From phantom smells to lightning crotch (yes, it’s a thing), your body’s got some surprises in store…
1. You’re Crying Over a Toastie. Again.
Pregnancy hormones can make your emotions feel like a soap opera. One minute you’re weeping over a cheese advert, the next you’re raging at your other half for breathing loudly.
2. You Suddenly Hate the Smell of… Water?
Your nose becomes a bloodhound—but for the worst scents possible. Even the smell of your own house might suddenly feel like a personal attack.
3. Your Belly’s Not the Only Thing That’s Growing
Feet, noses, gums—nothing is off-limits. Pregnancy can turn you into a shape-shifting goddess (or goblin, depending on the day).
4. “Why are my bits…”
Things are feeling… different down there? You’re not imagining it. Increased blood flow during pregnancy can cause your vulva to feel swollen, more sensitive, or even look a bit darker. (And yes, it’s normal to panic-Google at 2am.)
5. You Can’t Remember What You Were Saying…
Pregnancy brain is real. But is it caused by hormones, sleep deprivation, or the 3am Amazon hauls? Scientists remain unsure.
6. You Feel a Sudden ZAP Down There ⚡
Nope, it’s not your phone buzzing—it’s lightning crotch. Welcome to the club.
7. You’re Bloated Like a Balloon Animal
Gas, constipation, weird burps—it’s all part of the glorious glow. Kind of.
🔍 Think You’re the Only One?
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